Novak, Nadal, Dankie

Letter to Jose Mourinho: How to beat Barcelona

Dear Mr. Mourinho 

I came to the realization that for the past year or so you have been experiencing problems with FC Barcelona and it seems no matter what you try they just keep on beating your ass. Well I’ve been a keen observer of Barcelona and in this time I have acknowledged that they do have weaknesses especially at the back. In this letter I’ll be giving you free advice on how to be victorious against Pep Guardiola and his men at the Camp Nou on Wednesday night.

Nadal at his best

The Australian Open: Why I don’t watch the first week

The Aussie Open is the first grand slam of the year and is the only one that takes place in the southern hemisphere. I love the Australian Open because during the course of the 2 weeks I get to see great quality tennis and Australian women, but I personally am not a fan of the first week of the grand slam tournament and here are a few reasons why:

Mans draw too predictable

In the first week we get to see non seeded players (a.k.a nobodies) play against the likes of Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer , and they simply get their ass whooped! I don’t even bother to watch because I know what’s going to happen.

AFCON 2012: Who is my money on?

Okay so the AFCON is here and even though Bafana Bafana didn’t make it (even after celebrating like idiots thinking they did) I’m sure this tournament is going to be an enthralling one I’ve got my 3 favourites for the tournament and one of them is likely to win the whole thing.

Weekend European Football Review

English Premier League

Wigan Athletic               0-1              Manchester City

Although not so convincing Man City secured 3 points against strugglers Wigan Athletic with a headed goal by Mr hot and cold himself Edin Dzeko.

5 reasons we want to see Manny Pacquiao vs. Floyd Mayweather this year

It’s been about two years since we started talking about the Pacquiao and Mayweather match up and some of us had even given up on seeing it happen but finally it seems like we might get the fight after all!

Apperently Mayweather called out Pacquiao on twitter, and it went a little something like this:

“Manny Pacquiao I’m calling you out let’s fight May 5^th and give the world what they want to see”

“My Jail Sentence (he has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for beat up his ex girlfriend) was pushed back because the date was locked in. Step up Punk!”

Whoa!! I don’t know bout you but that sure sounded like a challenge to me!

The Proteas aren’t so bad after all

After they lost the second test math embarrassingly to a below average Sri Lankan side a lot of us were thinking that Graeme Smith and the Proteas are at it again, doing what they best at, disappointing the South African people. But they got their acts together and they won the third and final test in style and clinched the test series 2-1 at the same time.

After winning the toss the genius of the Sri Lankan captain TM Dilshan put the South Africans in to bat first on a very good batting pitch in Cape Town and he paid for it, the Proteas put on a mammoth score of 580 runs with only 4 wickets down.

MR ZonkE BonkE First XI 2011

 1.Iker Casillas (Goal Keeper)

Some call him the saint Iker some call him Spain’s  number one I just call him the best goal keeper in the world, yeah of course he had problems against Lio Messi and Barcelona but then again who doesn’t?

Iker usually has minimal in the course of 90 minutes because Real Madrid usually have the lion’s share of the possession when they obliterate opponents, but when he is called upon Casillas most of the time comes up with the answers.